Honestly;

She didn't know what 'swag' meant until she heard the NEXT negro say it.
When Pharrell got hot she reversed her misconception of nerds and skaters and tried to mimic one
She went right out and got those thick rimmed glasses and pierced lip.
She used to cringe at any type of music other than rap/hip-hop.
We were then headed to scene shows and making stops at underground skate shops when we went shopping.
Technically, she was born in the early 90's but all of a sudden she was all about the 80's baby.
The stupid bitch would have clowned on ANYONE, male or female, walking down the street with bright leggings on and a sweater vest four months ago.
We were then making extra stops at thrift stores so she can get the throw backs when we went shopping.
When 50 Cent was at the top of the charts "you was a gangsta"
We were then making stops for tall tee shirts and G-Unit shoes when we went shopping.
Lately since the Shop Boyz had a little hot summer single, you're now partying like a rock star.
Iced out skull head? PLEASE!
You're a lame that jumped on the bandwagon like everyone else.
You say you and your other crew are supposedly glamorous?
Neither of you have ever owned a piece of real jewelry in your life.
Celebrities aren't even as glamorous as y'all think.
They borrow dresses and jewelry for the red carpet just to return it the following day.
Taking "Zoom In-Zoom Out" pictures at the Valley View Mall with her mom's electric bill money that's due on the first so that now she can be "stylin on them hoes".
Sweet heart, try getting real && getting a damn job.
Claim sneaker head?
Fine.
But don't the hottest sneaks need to be on your feet in order to claim the title?
Now for '08, you're aspiring to be a trend setter?
The act of claiming to be a trend setter is a trend in and of itself.
If you're going to be a trend setter, here's a word of advice.
SET AT LEAST ONE TREND !

I guess this year you and your new friends will be making your own clothes or making stops at stores no one has ever heard of when you go shopping
It's okay. Call yourself unique all you want.
Simply labeling yourself doesn't make you original.
But at least you're consistent right?
You're still not true to yourself the one place society makes it seem okay.
The Internet.
i.e.: Tyypin LicKe diS iZ ainT g0nn@ hlp yuu @ 4wl bab35

The moral of this story is;
At the end of the day, you are yet another insecure, mindless, "I'm a follower, not a leader", waste of sperm and egg when you log off of these Internet networking websites.

May I ask for a personal favor?
Stop wasting my oxygen.
Best bet for you is to be yourself before and after you hit the power button on the hard drive.