Or too early rather.
My black ass does NOT wake up before noon during the summer and I've done so twice this week.
I wasn't in a deep sleep so I heard my phone vibrate at 8AM.
It's my pops.
That got straight up IGNORED!
Finally start to go back to sleep and it vibrates again, twice, but it's sirGOOFY so this one I've got to take.
Talked to that kiddo until he got to work at around 9:30
Put my headphones in and tried to go back to sleep but that damn iPod on shuffle is a vicious creature.
No one believes me when I say it has a mind of it's own.
Coogi On My Booty-TMG, Showtime-Nelly Furtado, and Mr. Goodnight-Prince.
All three are my shiiiiitt son so it's hard to go to sleep singing and dancing in bed to each one.
I need companionship and conversation right now.
I wonder who's up?
Hell, I don't give a shit.
I'm waking somebody up regardless.

Ahh shit.
Now How Do You Want Me To Give It To You by Brandon Hines is playing.
Makes a person want to go have sex.
No, not just have sex.
Make sweaty, passionate love all through the night until the morning hours.
-"Baby tell me, how do you want me to give it you tonight? Cause I'm in the mood for whatever you want to do, whatever you're gonna do. Baby don't act shy. Cause you know I'll bring the freak right out of you. Cause I'm about to, I'm about to put it on you"
-"Unless you like it rough, then we can go there. Go ahead and grip the sheets while I pull your hair."
-"We can go slow, or we can go fast. You can finish first, and I can finish last. I can go down, and make you say my name. When you come around, make you glad you came."


Tell me that ain't the shit and I'll call you a LIAR and the truth ain't in you.

Ehh, sounded like something my granny would say.
Wow, I ought not have such things polluting my mind this early.

It's too late.

&holler;™